In what aides are calling “a misunderstood moment of post-literary clarity,” former Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly reached the end of her patience — and perhaps the bottom of a very complicated bottle — during what sources confirm is the neverending leg of her book tour.

According to eyewitnesses who absolutely did not expect to witness history while walking their goldendoodles, Harris was spotted strolling down a quiet Brentwood street wearing a battered Metallica T-shirt that appeared to have survived at least three administrations and one questionable merch table. She was allegedly yelling, with the confidence of a woman who has signed many books and heard many jokes, that she was “THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” and required “MORE TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE.”

The outburst, aides insist, came after Harris “mixed something extra” into her customary wine during a break between signings, panels, fireside chats, bookstore selfies, podcast interviews, bookstore selfies again, and another bookstore that somehow also sells throw pillows.

“She’s been mocked for the laugh, the prose, the metaphors, the metaphors about metaphors,” said one anonymous staffer, nervously arranging a stack of hardcovers. “At some point, anyone would snap and become a cartoon alter ego.”

Political historians were quick to note the cultural reference: a clear nod to Beavis’s iconic transformation on Beavis and Butt-Head, a character best known for incoherent shouting, existential rage, and demanding toilet paper as if it were a constitutional right.

“Frankly, it’s one of the most honest political moments we’ve seen in years,” said one unnamed strategist. “At least Cornholio is upfront about what he wants.”

Neighbors reported that Harris eventually calmed down, stopped shouting, and politely asked if anyone knew where she could get a deli sandwich “that understands the journey.” She was later escorted back to her motorcade, where aides reportedly replaced the wine with herbal tea and quietly removed the Metallica shirt “for archival reasons.”

The Harris camp has not denied the incident outright, instead issuing a carefully worded statement:

“The former Vice President remains committed to literature, democracy, and ensuring all Americans have access to the resources they need.”

Political analysts are divided on the fallout. Some say the episode humanizes Harris. Others worry it may alienate undecided voters who prefer their leaders to reference The West Wing instead of late-90s MTV animation.

As for the book tour? Sources confirm it will continue indefinitely, or until all copies are signed, all jokes are exhausted, and all bungholes are sufficiently supplied.