Leaked transcript from a former dishwasher-turned-truther hiding in a basement bunker with only a CB radio, a can of RAID, and a dream.
By Michael Phillips
#DeepStateInsects #FlyWatch2025 #BuggedAndBothered #DomesticSurveillance
“What if the flies are the deep state?”
That was the thought that finally broke me.
I didn’t decide to go off-grid. I was nudged. Gently. Like a dying horse being coaxed into a slaughter chute.
It began with a single fly.
He perched on the wall next to the microwave like a black-robed judge, legs rubbing together as if conjuring an incantation. I stared at him. He stared back. We had a moment.
That was the last honest moment I’ve had in weeks.
“Who sent you?” I asked.
He didn’t answer.
Typical spook move.
But I felt something—like he wanted to speak. Like he had opinions on jazz and foreign policy. Maybe he just wanted to be heard. Or maybe, just maybe, he was scanning my face with retina-level drone optics and beaming the data straight to Langley.
DAY TWO.
Now there are three of them.
One landed on my coffee mug. That’s an intimate spot. That’s how you let someone know: we own you.
I tried to stay calm.
Played Thelonious Monk to throw them off the scent. That’s jazz for “I’m not plotting anything—just vibing.”
They didn’t move.
They were playing cards.
Cards.
Poker, specifically.
I swear one of them looked at me, tilted his tiny head, and said,
“Fold, bitch.”
I went to the bathroom and checked behind the mirror for wires. Nothing. Except a fourth fly.
They’re multiplying.
This is not an infestation.
This is a coordinated surveillance operation.
Think about it:
- Flies see in 360 degrees.
- They hover at the perfect altitude for room scanning.
- And they shit everywhere.
(Classic CIA demoralization tactic.)
DAY SIX.
The radio keeps picking up scrambled fragments:
“…Operation Houseguest… agent confirmed in sector toaster…”
“…Phase two: Buzzkrieg…”
I wrote to FEMA.
I wrote to Alex Jones.
I wrote to the guy who sells bear mace on Etsy.
No reply.
Of course not.
They’ve been silenced.
Let’s talk budget.
You think $1.8 trillion in discretionary spending is just for schools and roads?
Get real.
That’s fly tech.
DARPA’s been cross-breeding dragonflies with nanobots since the Bush administration.
They’ve got mosquitoes with microphones.
Ants with ankle monitors.
And don’t get me started on butterflies. Those are just drones with better PR.
What I’ve learned in hiding:
- Trust no insect. Even ladybugs. They look innocent, but that’s how honeypots work.
- Tin foil doesn’t stop them. It just makes them laugh.
- Flies don’t forget. You swat one, they remember. They tell their little friends in black windbreakers. Next thing you know your toaster stops working and your therapist cancels your appointment “unexpectedly.”
This is not paranoia.
This is patriotism.
If we don’t speak up now, they’ll keep coming.
First the kitchen. Then the bathroom.
Then they take your kid’s lunchbox.
Then your freedom.
They’re here.
They’ve always been here.
And they’re watching.
—End Transcript
Recovered from a bunker under a Waffle House in Missouri. Analyst note: Subject may still be alive. Or has become one of them.
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