ANNAPOLIS, MD – Somewhere between logic and liberal lunacy, Maryland and the U.S. government have found themselves locked in the most expensive game of Pong ever played. Except instead of bouncing pixels, they’re volleying an already-deported illegal alien criminal back and forth across international borders – and guess what? You’re paying for every bounce.

This is the story of how your federal and state government – not satisfied with potholes, failing schools, and missing billions in “climate equity” funds – decided the most important use of your money was… drumroll… bringing back a foreign national who’s already been deported just so he can stand trial in the land of milk, honey, and selective justice.

Yes. He was deported. That’s the part where the game should’ve ended. But no — someone in a woke, windowless DOJ think tank said, “Let’s bring him back for due process!” You know, the kind most American citizens barely get if they’re behind on their child support or parked in the wrong spot in downtown Baltimore.

Taxpayer-Funded Roundtrip: Brought to You by the Bureau of Bad Decisions™

The Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Marshals, ICE, and whatever acronym we’re inventing next year, all got together for the most coordinated team effort since the DMV lost your registration. They re-imported a criminal non-citizen. Not for national security reasons. Not because he had some vital information. But because some liberal activist with a law degree and a savior complex thinks America hasn’t suffered enough.

So here we are:

• Plane ticket? Paid for.
• Federal escort? Paid for.
• U.S. jail cell, food, medical care, and trial? Paid for.
• Public defender? Paid for.
• Round 2 deportation (coming soon)? Paid for again!

All so that justice can be served to someone who shouldn’t even be in the restaurant.

Meanwhile, in Real America…

• Veterans sleep in tents.
• Citizens rot in jail cells for unpaid parking tickets.
• The IRS audits your grandmother because she sold too many crochet potholders on Etsy.
• And Governor Wes Moore throws a “visionary” press conference about how Maryland is becoming the safest sanctuary for anyone who isn’t from here.

Because if there’s one thing the system hates, it’s enforcing borders. But oh, they love enforcing court dates for criminals from foreign countries. It’s inclusive! It’s progressive! It’s insane!

But Wait, There’s More: Pong Never Ends

This is just Level 1. Once he gets his taxpayer-funded trial and public-funded three-hots-and-a-cot, he’ll be deported again. Until someone, somewhere, decides it would be inhumane not to let him back in for his post-deportation trauma hearing. You think this will stop? He’s the boomerang of bureaucracy.

They’ll keep bringing him back like it’s a Marvel reboot.

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Closing Thoughts from the Sarcastic Gallery
America used to be a land of laws. Now it’s a pinball machine run by social justice warriors with broken flippers and taxpayer quarters. And Maryland? Maryland’s just happy to be the arcade.

Next time you see that line on your paycheck for “Federal Tax Withholding,” just know — part of that money is bringing criminals back into the country.

Because in 2025 America, nothing says “progress” like reverse deportation.